ROTFLMAO
So first I was trying to explain the whole Loki fucked a horse thing w/o making him look like a big ol' creep
and then I saw Darcy/Loki on a comm and this occurred

Me: "They need to stop its making me sick"
Lil Sis: "Lemme guess its something heterosexual"
Me: "Its not just that....but kinda"
Lil Sis: "Penis and Vagina is like your kyrptonite"
Me: LOL
Lil Sis: "Anal or Animal or it's not acceptable"
Lil Sis: "Oh god chances of pregnancy increasing...losing strength"

So I thought it was Eva Green....probably because most times I see a pale naked woman fucking with abandon on tumblr its Eva Green....but I digress. Its Rachel Weisz...which is way cooler cause she doesnt scare the mickey outta me....so this is from The Deep Blue Sea...So guess what we need to see Laura. Its only on save option on netflix so they are probably still trying to sell DVDs. Netflix has it tagged Emotional, Dark, Romantic....I need to spoiler this shit so bad (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Deep_Blue_Sea_(2011_film)) ....Not another fucking kiss on the porch I swear to fucking god. I will not be

(If I'm being honest though I want to see him in War Horse and Archipelago more...seems more interesting despite not having as much naked ass)
(Also fuck I gotta come back and edit cause the Tom icons I have arent uploaded I'm such a twat)

tHIS IS AN OLD POST AND I TRIED TO WAIT AND CALM DOWN BUT FUCK IT I'M STILL UPSET AND CANT LOOK AT FRENCH COFFEEMAKERS WITHOUT THINKING ABOUT IT.
SO I'M ON TUMBLR READING GRIMM CONFESSIONS AND
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!

THIS IS THE SAME NONSENSE THAT SAYS I LOVE HOME DEPOT.
COME ON PPL THIS SHOW IS ABOUT LOOKING PAST APPEARANCES WHY IS THERE STEREOTYPICAL B.S. EVERYWHERE I TURN.
I THINK HE'S BI TOO. I'M SHIPPING HIM WITH NICK...BUT NOT BECAUSE OF HIS COFFEE MAKER....AND WHY WOULD A GAY MAN KNOW WOMAN'S FRAGRANCE....HE KNOWS BECAUSE HE HAS INTENSE WOLF SMELLING POWERS TO DEAL WITH AND HAS HAD GIRLFRIENDS IN THE PAST.
JESUS FUCK! I FEEL LIKE I'M SURROUNDED BY TOTAL HOMOPHOBES THAT HATE ON NICK/MONROE BEING MOST POPULAR SHIP RATHER THEN GROW THEIR OWN SHIP AND SURROUNDED BY STRAIGHT SLASH FANGIRLS THAT HAVE ZERO IDEA OF HOW OFFENSIVE THEY SOUND....I'M SURE THEY MEAN WELL BUT IT HURTS MY FEELINGS THAT YOU SUSPECT SOMEONE IS GAY BASED ON A COFFEMAKER!
BUT STILL NOT AS SAD AS THE ACTUAL DOWN RIGHT HOMOPHOBES THAT SAY THINGS LIKE THEY WILL STOP WATCHING IF NICK/MONROE WAS CANON. AT THE VERY LEAST WE HAVE SOME ONES THAT MAKE ME FEEL A BIT BETTER. PPL TRYING TO SAY STOP SHIP FIGHTING AND NOTICING THAT WHILE WE WONT GET CANON NICK/MONROE BECAUSE NETWORKS WILL NOT HAVE A GAY COUPLE THAT ISNT IN A SHOW ABOUT THE DRAMA OF BEING GAY THEN AT LEAST WE CAN TAKE HEART IN THE BROMANCE (GOD THIS IS JUST LIKE HEROES FANDOM BUT DARKER) 

Pocket Check:
Keys
Money/ID
Phone
Ipod

WALKING DEAD UPDATE:
HE SHOT HIM IN THE FACE! HE SHOT HIM IN THE FACE AFTER HIS STOMACH WAS RIPPED OPEN! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! IT WAS SCARY AWESOME! GOD I HATED HIM AND HE WAS KILLED BY THE HAND OF THE ONE I LOVE!

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Also I've been watching GRIMM and I think I'm in love with Monroe

I pissed off my sister and she told me she hopes Dean Winchester comes into Grimm fandom and fucks everyone. And we know how I feel about that: http://anonymiss731.livejournal.com/51467.html Then she says the most epic thing, in reference to Hank, ever invoking rule 34 so fucking hard:

"Dean Winchester could totally take a black guy"

I fucking nearly spit, it was so funny I wrote it in a post it on my desktop so I wouldnt forget to post it here. 

OMFG, Looks up at book shelf. Well I want to say Beauty and the Beast but I think the older I get while I love it it might not be my favorite anymore. Snow White (just both the new Jane Yolen remake out) or Red Riding Hood might be a fav now. Or East of the Sun West of The Moon. Or Cinderella.....I'm kinda not the person to ask which is their favorite. But I like all fairytales for their moral compass and their adaptability, what they stand for as the face of humanity changes over time, and for their simplicity and logic and an undying belief that their are greater things to see, do and be.

This would have been way more fitting to start yesterday's post.
Since I'm limited to this solar system I'll pick Mars as it seems most likely to having living organisms and future generations may one day colonate it. But anywhere in space is amazing and horrible to be. As Bones says its danger and disease wrapped in darkness...or something to that affect. ^_^

Side note: I lay out product like a fucking pro!

So I restore from saved draft and what was there "A"...I really wanted to tell everyone A.....moving on w.e. at that odd leftover bit. 

Scotty/Bones.....it works....why isnt it more popular. I can even blame the mental image of them fucking....sure it went haywire as they got older but think of them when the show started....HOT DAMN....it might even rival Kirk and Spock....its better then original Chekov and Sulu....So why I ask you is it a rare pair.....idek! I mean come on guys its a match made in alcohol.

So as it stands....

Chekov/Sulu
Scotty/Bones
Kirk/Spock
Uhura/Gailia....OMFG....I just realized CHAPEL! WE NEED A NEW CHAPEL....OMFG, the lets fuck for lack of Spock fic that's waiting to make!
Or if I mentally pair myself with either Kirk or Spock I usually put the other with Uhura.
Am I missing someone...no.....you know Picard's crew is ridiculously big by comparison.

I spent the entire day customizing my phone to Star Trek....everything....it's fucking glorious!