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Legal Name: Jessica Ann... no hyphen but I sometimes wish there was.
Section 1: Basic Information
Gender: Female
Hair color: Brown with blonde highlights
Eye color: Hazel Green
Height: ~5’4
Approximate weight in Newtons: Like the fig kind?
Location: New York
Age: 21
Birth date: July 31st 88. Like Harry Potter, Dean Caine, and Wesley Snipes!
Birthplace: New York
Scars: Nothing permanent. But the majority of the time I'm in need of a band-aid somewhere
Astrological sign: Leo
Dominant hand: Right
Religion: I was confirmed Roman Catholic. Confirmation name Julia. But I don't sit well with organized religion. Definitely, believe in God, prophets, Jesus, Buddha, etc.
Dominant brain: Left, the writers side.
Major/career: English Language Arts, the hobo major.
Race (Mongoloid, Caucasian, or Negroid): Ummm, I have no idea. Those categorizations are passe anyway. Only academic papers from way back still use that.
Relationship status: Single
Glasses: Sometimes I forget I have them
Braces: Thankfully no
Piercings: Umm, my ear piercings closed so I don't think they count anymore.
Section 2: Preferences
Favorite color: Green, Red and Gray/Silver in that order.
Favorite letter: Errr, It depends on if it's cursive, regular, typed or signed I'm gonna go with J, P, Y, I or S.
Favorite ice cream flavor: Chunky Monkey or Phishfood.
Favorite food: Potatoes, Cheese, Soup...for right now.
Favorite drink: OJ, pomegranate juice, chai, orange tea.
Favorite "drug": I have no idea...I'm just gonna say whatever puts me to sleep without fucking with my head or meds.
Favorite number: 3 or 6 or 7 (same reason as the letters)
Favorite sport: Don't really have one.
Favorite subject: English, especially Folklore, Children's Lit, Creative Writing, and some Western Lit Survey classes....Oh and Theatre and Media and Art History...umm, I'm a nerd.
Favorite month: I'm just gonna say October cause I like fall and September is the start of school so eww.
Favorite song: I'm sure gonna say Live Like We're Dying for right now. But ask me again in like a minute and it'll be different.
Favorite book: Depends on the genre. The ones I can see on my bookshelf are Interview with the Vampire by (Duh) Anne Rice, Beast by Donna Jo Napoli, Moliere's Comedies, Wonder Boy's by Michael Chabon, An Innocent Soldier by Josef Holub, Shakespeare's Macbeth, Their eyes were watching god by Zora Neale Hurston, and Woman Warrior by Maxine Hong Kingston.
Favorite movie: Depends on the minute...Right now, Star Trek *waits a minute* Phantom of the Opera *waits a minute* Seven Samurai...I buy ever issue of Total Film this could go on forever.
Favorite season: Autumn
Favorite TV show: Heroes...but Will and Grace and Friends were my favorites.
Favorite cartoon character: Series, most likely Spongebob. Feature, umm Belle or Beast.
Favorite series: Series of what?
Favorite word: Therefore, Of course, However....I like argument words.
Favorite argument: Anyone I get in with my father. It's a challenge and informative. But those are more healthy debates rather then arguments.
Favorite paradox/oxymoron: Jumbo Shrimp...classic
Section 3: Serious Issues
What are your views on...
1. Liberalism?
We're supposed to be driving in the middle of the road people. No veering off to the right or left. I will say though that more often then not I lean left, the standards we should be aspiring to are better achieved when you lean left.
2. The existence of God?
One god, represents himself in many ways, shapes and forms. It's really a no brainer if you're at all connected to you're deeper emotions.
3. Jesus Christ?
*looks up at Jesus statue and candle on the bookshelf next to my bed* Yeah there's a bond there, with his mom as well.
4. Abortion?
Doubt I'd ever do it. Or even get into the situation to need to decide. But I'm seriously disturbed by the fact that people think they have the right to tell others they are required to keep their fetus.
5. Global warming?
I remember being up to my knee in snow at this time of year. Which would equate to my foot covered in snow at my current height. There is no snow at all now.....that is disturbing.
6. Humanity?
Is killing the standards that keep our society sane and functioning. Only those who comply with a standard of behavior should be allowed to excel. Sadly, that's not the case.
7. Vegetarianism?
The we climbed the food chain argument is ridiculous. There is perfectly good proof and logic to being a vegetarian. That isn't to say I am or want to be a vegetarian just that I respect and understand the choice. I feel that if I were to be a vegetarian I would need to have the same level of respect for all living creatures and quite frankly I don't even respect most of humanity so respecting a cow enough to not eat it is a bit much. And I don't think it's a sin to eat meat in the same way as I don't think it's a sin to fuck whenever you want. It's a primal instinct of humans that they can curb but I don't feel I want to curb it.
8. Animal abuse?
Do you think it's ok to abuse people? No. Then why is it ok to abuse other living creatures? You are no better then a dog. You just had the genetic luck of being able to adapt your surroundings to a vast degree.
9. Capital punishment?
People think that not killing a murderer somehow elevates them. It doesn't. The world is better without them. Don't kill people at random, make sure they deserve it. But when they do, don't hesitate or bitch about what needs to be done.
10. Evolution?
The Bible is literature not a book of facts. If God can make the earth then duh he is capable of making Evolution.
11. Extraterrestrial beings?
We're a dot in the universe. Just because the other planets of this galaxy can't support life doesn't mean other planets in other galaxies can't.
12. Heaven?
Reincarnation and as degrees of closeness to god....it's complicated.
13. Hell?
Hell is simply being farther from God. I don't believe in black and white heaven or hell or having to be dead to be in either.
14. Purgatory?
It's that gray middle area and you can work yourself into a lighter area.
15. Ghosts?
Have been in every apartment I've been in. Thankfully they've been benevolent or ambivalent.
16. Serial Killers?
Are sexy on the screen (Joker, Sylar, Hannibal) but of course in real life you know that they need to be eliminated.
17. Marriage?
Do I have some legal reason to do so? It's not really necessary to be in a committed relationship with someone.
18. Smoking?
I have a strange attraction to the way people look when they smoke. It's ultimately deadly to often for me to do it...and more importantly it's expensive but it's soooo sexy.
19. Drinking?
Don't get fresh with me if I said fuck off. I will hit you. But go ahead and have fun.
20. Child abuse?
Happens all the time, just like murder and all the other things we wish humans didn't do. A childhood friend of mine was abused to death so I'm a little cold to it, built in to cope as a kid. Overall, I think we should handle it the same way as murder and rape, with unwavering and righteous brute force! An eye for an eye. The punishment should be as vicious as the crime.
Section 4: Romantic Preferences (No Survey Would Be Complete Without It)
Gender: *shrugs*
Eye color: You know that glimmer of humor and intelligence...I has to be there.
Hair color: I generally go for darker hair but I don't dislike any...strike that dreads on the wrong kind of hair is ridiculous.
Height: Don't really like anyone shorter then me. It makes me uncomfortable even with just friends.
Weight: Umm, IDK.
Age: I tend to go for people a lot older then me...a whole lot older.
Religion: If your beliefs are so stupid I stop liking you as a person then I can't like you like you.
Scars: Please! Please! Please! So sexy.
Glasses: I drool over guys that can rock nerd glasses. *coughZacharyQuintocough*
Braces: Kinda gross but I could get over it.
Piercings: Hate body piercings. Hate them. Barely tolerate ear piercings. They just wig me if the hole is to wide or it's in a weird spot.
Tattoos: Love them. No head to toe freak show. But I really like them.
Career: If I haven't got a clue about mine why should I care what they do.
Marriage (y/n): Like I said before. Unless I have some legal reason I doubt I'll be freaking over it or trying to get a proposal.
Who proposes: Do I have a logical legal reason? Yes, then sure. If it's just some weird romantic notion then I'll go with it if they want but I don't really need or want it.
Wedding colors: Are you serious? It depends on the season and the theme and a whole bunch of other time and context specific things.
Wedding size: My immediate family and my BFFs. If they have a big family then we can negotiate.
Number of children: None with my genetics. But I'd adopt one or two.
Name of one child: Depends on the last name and if I'm adopting they may already have a name.
Together Forever?: You cannot account for what people may do. You can't just throw away a relationship you need to work on the kinks but people can make you hate them and people can stop loving you.
Section 5: The "Test" with No Wrong Answers
1. If you could change your name, to what would you change it, if anything, and why?
Adelin probably...maybe...What's the last name? Err, this is a hard question for someone that collects names.
2. If any amount of any sort of fame was available to you, what would you choose and why?
Movie-star level fame...I can live with the paps. It's a simple price to pay.
3. List the first five quotes which come to mind - no repeats!
1. Let their be light.
2. Out damn spot.
3. Eat your brains, Claire! That's just disgusting.
4. I have crossed oceans of time to find you.
5. Your life is an occasion. Rise to it.
4. What kind of fan club would you like to have or do you have?
I want rabid insane and awesome fangirls. The kind that make dolls in my image and freak out when I'm on tv, or magazines.
5. If you had everything you needed delivered daily, what would it be?
It would vary depending on the day.
6. If you were told you must join the army (or navy or marines), but could choose any position you liked, how would you react?
Second in command. Not all the way at the top but up there, really up there.
7. If you are a member of a fan club, or multiple fan clubs, describe it, or them, and your role.
I'm gonna pretend fandom doesn't count and say no.
8. If you were assured of all your daily needs, what kind of job would you want, if any, and how would you spend your paycheck?
Columnist and writer.
9. If you could choose any sort of environment in which to live, what would you pick and why?
I really like the city but I could live with pretty much anything habitable.
10. If you had to wear the same outer layer of clothing every day, what would it be?
Are you crazy? *opens closet full of jackets* What if my mood changes? My jackets reflect my mood.
11. If you received a fifty dollar check in the mail, guaranteed, every day, what would you do with it?
The same thing I do with my paychecks.
12. What would you do if you knew you would die in 5 days?
Tell everyone. Settle my shit with them, the world and myself. And probably make sure I said and did anything I would have regrets dying at being left unfinished
13. What is the most important goal in your life?
Finish school. Get a career. Not a job, a career.
14. How would you prefer, ideally speaking, to die?
Something that would make the news or a movie. It's probably gonna be painful and sudden if my fears about my brain are right or when I'm very old I just fade away.
15. Do you have any strong feelings about how you will or will not die?
I don't really know. But I want to have some excellent parting words.
16. Do you find talk of death creepy? If so, why?
Not really. It's gonna happen so why not be prepared.
17. If you could learn everything about any subject tomorrow, what subject would you choose and how much would you be willing to sacrifice for the knowledge?
My major, English. I'd sacrifice a lot...a whole lot.
18. What role do you think fate plays in your life?
Somethings are fated to happen but how and when are really all ours to play around with.
19. How important do you think you are, not just to yourself but to your circles and the world?
Very important to my family. Just as important as they are to me. To the world...everyone is important to the degree that tell balance things out cosmically.
20. What really brings you joy?
Sharing a moment.
Section 6: Your Parents
Father's name: Daddy
Occupation: My manager
Eye color: Brown
Hair color: Black/Brown
Height: 6 ft
Weight: No idea. He fits in a 2XL and he has scary muscles
Age: 40
Religion: Much the same as me but more attached to certain christian concepts I don't necessarily think are that important. The basic spirituality is all the same though. Don't really get why he let mom force me to confirm Catholic. But it made her happy and does no harm so w.e.
Other distinguishing features: His beard and mustache.
Just father or dad?: Like I said, Daddy
Mother's name: Mom
Occupation: Feeds sick kids in the hospital...comes home with sad and ridiculous stories
Eye color: Blue
Hair color: Blonde
Height: 5'2'
Weight: Not the foggiest
Age: 42
Religion: Non-practicing Roman Catholic
Other distinguishing features: Her nose, everyone on her side of the families got it...I made it worse with an unfortunate golf club accident as a kid.
Just mother or mom?: Ma, Mom, Mum, Mummy, Mommy, Mother, lady, women, your mother, depends on what I want.
Section 7: More Random Questions
1. What is your motto? Why?
Set a good example by sucking it up.....it's worked so far.
2. What is your cell phone ring tone? Why?
I can't remember I have it on vibe.
3. Would you consider priesthood or the religious life (monk or nun)?
Considered it once. Don't like organized religion enough.
4. Do you have a nickname or nicknames? What is it or they?
Plenty
5. What do you fear?
Lots of things. Like my loved ones getting hurt or other paranoid things.
6. What do you consider a weakness?
An inability to sacrifice, suck it up, or think creatively.
7. What do you consider one of your strengths?
I'm honest. Sometimes brutally but I think honesty is important especially when paired with logic.
8. What mythological creature do you wish was real?
Err...depends on what I'm reading at the time.
9. What would you do tomorrow if you knew you could not fail?
Apply for a really great job.
10. Would you ask someone out if you liked them or would you wait and try to find out if it's mutual first?
I wouldn't ask anybody out cause it's not on my priorities list right now.
11. Do you like sleep?
During the day and in buses, cars and trains.
12. What is your opinion on acronyms and abbreviations?
They're fun.
13. Do you think math is important? How important?
It's vital. I'm an English major but even I know that without math we are so very very screwed.
14. Do you have a dream home? If so, please describe.
I kind of want a loft or a condo...the condo is for practical reasons.
15. Can you solve the mysteries of the universe?
For myself.
16. Would you rather freeze to death in summer or burn to death in winter?
Freeze to death in summer is more shocking and gets made into CSI shows. Burning in winter is boring.
17. How many roads must a man walk down before they call him a man?
Just one...the right one.
18. What's the most random thing you can think of right now?
It's 1:46 do you know where your children are?
19. Do you like waffles?
Of course! I even have an icon that says waffles!
20. What do you do frequently that you consider a colossal waste of time?
Organize my folders and icons. My a.d.d. tendencies get to me and then it just has to be done.
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