Surfacing from the Depths

Random Christmas Vids

2009-12-15T22:17:27Z

Other Desi Quiz

2009-12-15T03:50:40Z

1. The road represents your attitude towards falling in love.

You chose the short road--you fall in love quickly and easily.

2. The number of red roses represents how much you give in a relationship,
while the number of white represents what you expect in return.

You give 50% and expect 50% in return.

3. This question represents your attitude towards handling relationship
problems.

You like to get the person yourself--you are a more direct person and
like to work out problems immediately.

4. The placement of the roses determines how much you like to see
your boy/girlfriend.

You want to place the roses on the bed--you like to see him/her a lot.

5. This represents your attitude towards his/her personality.

You prefer the person to be asleep--you love the person as the way s/he is.

6. The road to home tells how long you stay in love with someone.

You chose the longer road--you will tend to stay in love for a long time.

That's all folks. Best wishes to those who are in love.

Stolen Test From Desi

2009-12-15T02:54:50Z

Interpretations below:

I. Umm, I really don't get this analysis. Well sort of but I feel like family should be higher.
Priorities in your life:
pride
money
family
career
love

II. I'm the dog? 0_o
You would describe your own personality as being Loyal, Trained, Emotional, Friendly, Smart
You would describe your partner's personality as being Fickle, Wise, Prideful, Self sufficient, Graceful
You would describe your enemy's personality as being Intelligent, Arrogant, Fiesty, Underestimated
You interpret sex as being Too much, Appealing but Lacking (Go Tea!)
You would describe your own life as being Strong, Beautiful, Passionate, Controling

III. Ha ha ha...This turned out good. See Desi, we are beyond best friends...were like BFFF!
Mom will never forget you.
You consider Khaled as your real friend.
You really love Lee.
Your soul-mate is probably Desi.
You will always remember Dad for the rest of your life.

I'm Bored, Desi Do This Meme Next!

2009-12-01T06:49:24Z

Directions: Answer the questions, fill in the blanks, you know what to do. Also, tagging people may encourage them to fill this survey out also.

Legal Name: Jessica Ann... no hyphen but I sometimes wish there was.

Section 1: Basic Information

Gender: Female
Hair color: Brown with blonde highlights
Eye color: Hazel Green
Height: ~5’4
Approximate weight in Newtons: Like the fig kind?
Location: New York
Age: 21
Birth date: July 31st 88. Like Harry Potter, Dean Caine, and Wesley Snipes!
Birthplace: New York
Scars: Nothing permanent. But the majority of the time I'm in need of a band-aid somewhere
Astrological sign: Leo
Dominant hand: Right
Religion: I was confirmed Roman Catholic. Confirmation name Julia. But I don't sit well with organized religion. Definitely, believe in God, prophets, Jesus, Buddha, etc.
Dominant brain: Left, the writers side.
Major/career: English Language Arts, the hobo major.
Race (Mongoloid, Caucasian, or Negroid): Ummm, I have no idea. Those categorizations are passe anyway. Only academic papers from way back still use that.
Relationship status: Single
Glasses: Sometimes I forget I have them
Braces: Thankfully no
Piercings: Umm, my ear piercings closed so I don't think they count anymore.

Section 2: Preferences

Favorite color: Green, Red and Gray/Silver in that order.
Favorite letter: Errr, It depends on if it's cursive, regular, typed or signed I'm gonna go with J, P, Y, I or S.
Favorite ice cream flavor: Chunky Monkey or Phishfood.
Favorite food: Potatoes, Cheese, Soup...for right now.
Favorite drink: OJ, pomegranate juice, chai, orange tea.
Favorite "drug": I have no idea...I'm just gonna say whatever puts me to sleep without fucking with my head or meds.
Favorite number: 3 or 6 or 7 (same reason as the letters)
Favorite sport: Don't really have one.
Favorite subject: English, especially Folklore, Children's Lit, Creative Writing, and some Western Lit Survey classes....Oh and Theatre and Media and Art History...umm, I'm a nerd.
Favorite month: I'm just gonna say October cause I like fall and September is the start of school so eww.
Favorite song: I'm sure gonna say Live Like We're Dying for right now. But ask me again in like a minute and it'll be different.
Favorite book: Depends on the genre. The ones I can see on my bookshelf are Interview with the Vampire by (Duh) Anne Rice, Beast by Donna Jo Napoli, Moliere's Comedies, Wonder Boy's by Michael Chabon, An Innocent Soldier by Josef Holub, Shakespeare's Macbeth, Their eyes were watching god by Zora Neale Hurston, and Woman Warrior by Maxine Hong Kingston.
Favorite movie: Depends on the minute...Right now, Star Trek *waits a minute* Phantom of the Opera *waits a minute* Seven Samurai...I buy ever issue of Total Film this could go on forever.
Favorite season: Autumn
Favorite TV show: Heroes...but Will and Grace and Friends were my favorites.
Favorite cartoon character: Series, most likely Spongebob. Feature, umm Belle or Beast.
Favorite series: Series of what?
Favorite word: Therefore, Of course, However....I like argument words.
Favorite argument: Anyone I get in with my father. It's a challenge and informative. But those are more healthy debates rather then arguments.
Favorite paradox/oxymoron: Jumbo Shrimp...classic

Section 3: Serious Issues

What are your views on...

1. Liberalism?
We're supposed to be driving in the middle of the road people. No veering off to the right or left. I will say though that more often then not I lean left, the standards we should be aspiring to are better achieved when you lean left.

2. The existence of God?
One god, represents himself in many ways, shapes and forms. It's really a no brainer if you're at all connected to you're deeper emotions.

3. Jesus Christ?
*looks up at Jesus statue and candle on the bookshelf next to my bed* Yeah there's a bond there, with his mom as well.

4. Abortion?
Doubt I'd ever do it. Or even get into the situation to need to decide. But I'm seriously disturbed by the fact that people think they have the right to tell others they are required to keep their fetus.

5. Global warming?
I remember being up to my knee in snow at this time of year. Which would equate to my foot covered in snow at my current height. There is no snow at all now.....that is disturbing.

6. Humanity?
Is killing the standards that keep our society sane and functioning. Only those who comply with a standard of behavior should be allowed to excel. Sadly, that's not the case.

7. Vegetarianism?
The we climbed the food chain argument is ridiculous. There is perfectly good proof and logic to being a vegetarian. That isn't to say I am or want to be a vegetarian just that I respect and understand the choice. I feel that if I were to be a vegetarian I would need to have the same level of respect for all living creatures and quite frankly I don't even respect most of humanity so respecting a cow enough to not eat it is a bit much. And I don't think it's a sin to eat meat in the same way as I don't think it's a sin to fuck whenever you want. It's a primal instinct of humans that they can curb but I don't feel I want to curb it.

8. Animal abuse?
Do you think it's ok to abuse people? No. Then why is it ok to abuse other living creatures? You are no better then a dog. You just had the genetic luck of being able to adapt your surroundings to a vast degree.

9. Capital punishment?
People think that not killing a murderer somehow elevates them. It doesn't. The world is better without them. Don't kill people at random, make sure they deserve it. But when they do, don't hesitate or bitch about what needs to be done.

10. Evolution?
The Bible is literature not a book of facts. If God can make the earth then duh he is capable of making Evolution.

11. Extraterrestrial beings?
We're a dot in the universe. Just because the other planets of this galaxy can't support life doesn't mean other planets in other galaxies can't.

12. Heaven?
Reincarnation and as degrees of closeness to god....it's complicated.

13. Hell?
Hell is simply being farther from God. I don't believe in black and white heaven or hell or having to be dead to be in either.

14. Purgatory?
It's that gray middle area and you can work yourself into a lighter area.

15. Ghosts?
Have been in every apartment I've been in. Thankfully they've been benevolent or ambivalent.

16. Serial Killers?
Are sexy on the screen (Joker, Sylar, Hannibal) but of course in real life you know that they need to be eliminated.

17. Marriage?
Do I have some legal reason to do so? It's not really necessary to be in a committed relationship with someone.

18. Smoking?
I have a strange attraction to the way people look when they smoke. It's ultimately deadly to often for me to do it...and more importantly it's expensive but it's soooo sexy.

19. Drinking?
Don't get fresh with me if I said fuck off. I will hit you. But go ahead and have fun.

20. Child abuse?
Happens all the time, just like murder and all the other things we wish humans didn't do. A childhood friend of mine was abused to death so I'm a little cold to it, built in to cope as a kid. Overall, I think we should handle it the same way as murder and rape, with unwavering and righteous brute force! An eye for an eye. The punishment should be as vicious as the crime.

Section 4: Romantic Preferences (No Survey Would Be Complete Without It)

Gender: *shrugs*
Eye color: You know that glimmer of humor and intelligence...I has to be there.
Hair color: I generally go for darker hair but I don't dislike any...strike that dreads on the wrong kind of hair is ridiculous.
Height: Don't really like anyone shorter then me. It makes me uncomfortable even with just friends.
Weight: Umm, IDK.
Age: I tend to go for people a lot older then me...a whole lot older.
Religion: If your beliefs are so stupid I stop liking you as a person then I can't like you like you.
Scars: Please! Please! Please! So sexy.
Glasses: I drool over guys that can rock nerd glasses. *coughZacharyQuintocough*
Braces: Kinda gross but I could get over it.
Piercings: Hate body piercings. Hate them. Barely tolerate ear piercings. They just wig me if the hole is to wide or it's in a weird spot.
Tattoos: Love them. No head to toe freak show. But I really like them.
Career: If I haven't got a clue about mine why should I care what they do.
Marriage (y/n): Like I said before. Unless I have some legal reason I doubt I'll be freaking over it or trying to get a proposal.
Who proposes: Do I have a logical legal reason? Yes, then sure. If it's just some weird romantic notion then I'll go with it if they want but I don't really need or want it.
Wedding colors: Are you serious? It depends on the season and the theme and a whole bunch of other time and context specific things.
Wedding size: My immediate family and my BFFs. If they have a big family then we can negotiate.
Number of children: None with my genetics. But I'd adopt one or two.
Name of one child: Depends on the last name and if I'm adopting they may already have a name.
Together Forever?: You cannot account for what people may do. You can't just throw away a relationship you need to work on the kinks but people can make you hate them and people can stop loving you.

Section 5: The "Test" with No Wrong Answers

1. If you could change your name, to what would you change it, if anything, and why?
Adelin probably...maybe...What's the last name? Err, this is a hard question for someone that collects names.

2. If any amount of any sort of fame was available to you, what would you choose and why?
Movie-star level fame...I can live with the paps. It's a simple price to pay.

3. List the first five quotes which come to mind - no repeats!
1. Let their be light.
2. Out damn spot.
3. Eat your brains, Claire! That's just disgusting.
4. I have crossed oceans of time to find you.
5. Your life is an occasion. Rise to it.

4. What kind of fan club would you like to have or do you have?
I want rabid insane and awesome fangirls. The kind that make dolls in my image and freak out when I'm on tv, or magazines.

5. If you had everything you needed delivered daily, what would it be?
It would vary depending on the day.

6. If you were told you must join the army (or navy or marines), but could choose any position you liked, how would you react?
Second in command. Not all the way at the top but up there, really up there.

7. If you are a member of a fan club, or multiple fan clubs, describe it, or them, and your role.
I'm gonna pretend fandom doesn't count and say no.

8. If you were assured of all your daily needs, what kind of job would you want, if any, and how would you spend your paycheck?
Columnist and writer.

9. If you could choose any sort of environment in which to live, what would you pick and why?
I really like the city but I could live with pretty much anything habitable.

10. If you had to wear the same outer layer of clothing every day, what would it be?
Are you crazy? *opens closet full of jackets* What if my mood changes? My jackets reflect my mood.

11. If you received a fifty dollar check in the mail, guaranteed, every day, what would you do with it?
The same thing I do with my paychecks.

12. What would you do if you knew you would die in 5 days?
Tell everyone. Settle my shit with them, the world and myself. And probably make sure I said and did anything I would have regrets dying at being left unfinished

13. What is the most important goal in your life?
Finish school. Get a career. Not a job, a career.

14. How would you prefer, ideally speaking, to die?
Something that would make the news or a movie. It's probably gonna be painful and sudden if my fears about my brain are right or when I'm very old I just fade away.

15. Do you have any strong feelings about how you will or will not die?
I don't really know. But I want to have some excellent parting words.

16. Do you find talk of death creepy? If so, why?
Not really. It's gonna happen so why not be prepared.

17. If you could learn everything about any subject tomorrow, what subject would you choose and how much would you be willing to sacrifice for the knowledge?
My major, English. I'd sacrifice a lot...a whole lot.

18. What role do you think fate plays in your life?
Somethings are fated to happen but how and when are really all ours to play around with.

19. How important do you think you are, not just to yourself but to your circles and the world?
Very important to my family. Just as important as they are to me. To the world...everyone is important to the degree that tell balance things out cosmically.

20. What really brings you joy?
Sharing a moment.

Section 6: Your Parents

Father's name: Daddy
Occupation: My manager
Eye color: Brown
Hair color: Black/Brown
Height: 6 ft
Weight: No idea. He fits in a 2XL and he has scary muscles
Age: 40
Religion: Much the same as me but more attached to certain christian concepts I don't necessarily think are that important. The basic spirituality is all the same though. Don't really get why he let mom force me to confirm Catholic. But it made her happy and does no harm so w.e.
Other distinguishing features: His beard and mustache.
Just father or dad?: Like I said, Daddy
Mother's name: Mom
Occupation: Feeds sick kids in the hospital...comes home with sad and ridiculous stories
Eye color: Blue
Hair color: Blonde
Height: 5'2'
Weight: Not the foggiest
Age: 42
Religion: Non-practicing Roman Catholic
Other distinguishing features: Her nose, everyone on her side of the families got it...I made it worse with an unfortunate golf club accident as a kid.
Just mother or mom?: Ma, Mom, Mum, Mummy, Mommy, Mother, lady, women, your mother, depends on what I want.

Section 7: More Random Questions

1. What is your motto? Why?
Set a good example by sucking it up.....it's worked so far.

2. What is your cell phone ring tone? Why?
I can't remember I have it on vibe.

3. Would you consider priesthood or the religious life (monk or nun)?
Considered it once. Don't like organized religion enough.

4. Do you have a nickname or nicknames? What is it or they?
Plenty

5. What do you fear?
Lots of things. Like my loved ones getting hurt or other paranoid things.

6. What do you consider a weakness?
An inability to sacrifice, suck it up, or think creatively.

7. What do you consider one of your strengths?
I'm honest. Sometimes brutally but I think honesty is important especially when paired with logic.

8. What mythological creature do you wish was real?
Err...depends on what I'm reading at the time.

9. What would you do tomorrow if you knew you could not fail?
Apply for a really great job.

10. Would you ask someone out if you liked them or would you wait and try to find out if it's mutual first?
I wouldn't ask anybody out cause it's not on my priorities list right now.

11. Do you like sleep?
During the day and in buses, cars and trains.

12. What is your opinion on acronyms and abbreviations?
They're fun.

13. Do you think math is important? How important?
It's vital. I'm an English major but even I know that without math we are so very very screwed.

14. Do you have a dream home? If so, please describe.
I kind of want a loft or a condo...the condo is for practical reasons.

15. Can you solve the mysteries of the universe?
For myself.

16. Would you rather freeze to death in summer or burn to death in winter?
Freeze to death in summer is more shocking and gets made into CSI shows. Burning in winter is boring.

17. How many roads must a man walk down before they call him a man?
Just one...the right one.

18. What's the most random thing you can think of right now?
It's 1:46 do you know where your children are?

19. Do you like waffles?
Of course! I even have an icon that says waffles!

20. What do you do frequently that you consider a colossal waste of time?
Organize my folders and icons. My a.d.d. tendencies get to me and then it just has to be done.

Gross and Funny

2009-10-09T18:28:00Z

OMFG! I didn't need to know that! EWWWWW! God damn it Facebook! I never want to know my family members even think about sex....if they press Like on anything to do with sex you should shield me from it not put it in my sidebar! *I'm gonna need to scrub my brain with so much Sylar/Luke fic to get those mental images out of my head. Damn my uncontrollable ability to get mental imagery.

Side note: "I pissed off my friend." As a verb phrase not funny. As a verb and a preposition... Hysterical! I love Linguistics!

STUCKY PARENTS, PAINT AND GLASS

2009-09-18T00:15:01Z

THAT'S WHAT PARENTS GET FOR CHOOSING UGLY PAINT COLORS.....ALSO I KINDA HOPE THAT KIND GOT A SMACK....AND ON A SIDE NOTE I REALLY LOVE THAT GLASS TABLE BUT WHY WOULD ANY SANE PARENT HAVE KIDS THAT STUPID AROUND GLASS TABLES AND ACCESSIBLE PAINT.....PARENTS ARE TERRIBLE THESE DAYS.

ON A PERSONAL NOTE, HA HA HA NOT REALLY....4 DAYS TIL HEROES. .....AND TOMORROW I GO TO CHECK OUT A POTENTIAL TATTOO PLACE TO GET AN ESTIMATE.

ALL FEAR THE MIGHTY CAPSLOCK!

Desi!

2009-09-08T21:28:09Z

http://gallery.live.com/liveItemDetail.aspx?li=d8dd9e9d-85b9-4142-a6aa-258647926028&bt=1&pl=1
I was looking for gadgets and thought you might like this for Japanese practice!

Small Deer causes Stupid Reading

2009-09-07T21:38:24Z

Do not speed read your spam mail......swear to shit I thought Tiggywinkles was the deer's name. Like "the wildlife hopsital Tiggywinkles went to" or "the guy that found Tiggywinkles." I still can't believe there is a place called Tiggywinkles....I read it under the assumption that no one could ever name a place Tiggywinkles....that is why I read it weird.....but now I know better. People are weird namers....and small deer's named Rupert are cute!

One pound deer - he is beautiful! ! !

This tiny deer was delivered by Caesarean section at a wildlife

hospital after a car killed his mother.

Little Rupert, who is so small he can fit in an adult ' s hand, was

born after vets failed in their battle to save his mother.

At just six inches tall and weighing just over a pound, he is now in an

incubator in the intensive care unit at

Tiggywinkles Wildlife Hospital in Buckinghamshire. He has only

recently opened his eyes.

Les Stocker, founder of Tiggywinkles, said, "Rupert ' s mother had

very severe injuries. We brought him

out and got him breathing, and then he went into an incubator on oxygen.

He is now being fed by a tube."

Tucked up: Rupert in an incubator.

Rupert pulls a striking pose for the camera.

Staff members are optimistic that Rupert, now five days old,

will make a full recovery.

"Deer are very, very tricky, but this one has spirit. He 's an extremely

feisty little guy and quite pushy," Mr. Stocker said.

Asleep: Rupert takes 40 winks.

Ouch! It's Tag, not punch and run!

2009-08-28T06:32:44Z

I've been meme tagged. (Side note: This is the fault of the faciespaces. Even youtube knows http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q95k3pl8bYQ )

- List 10 random facts about you that people may or may not know about.
- Tag 10 people to do the same.

1. I like reading chain mail and memes and stuff like that. Once I get to the part were they say tag or forward I hate it....I don't know that many people and even if I did the forwarding quota pisses me off. I should send shit to who I want, when I want, if I want. Not because the chain mail gods want a quota of chain mail victims to sacrifice so I'm granted luck by them. But despite the terribly forwarding quota I will still love reading chain mail cause it's like inbox crack.

2. I plan out dreams and daydreams.....to the point of consulting atlases and encyclopedias for historical and geographical accuracy. Of course, it doesn't apply to REM dreams, the type I can't control, by those "going to sleep" or "zoning out" type dreams. I needed to put my Oxford America dictionary and Goode's altas on the shelf in line with my bed so I could just turn and reach it when I'm roused from sleep by questions like whether I can use a pen in a certain era.

3. I like ceramics.....It's not that I'm against other knick knacks...quite the opposite.....don't even really have a lot of cermaics....but I like the way they look and feel best out of many types of ceramics.

4. I like farm style doors that are cut in half......like you can open the top like its a window or you can open up the whole door. But I wouldnt want to put it on a front door.

5. It pisses me off when people forget to paint there ceilings or you can see the strokes they made on their walls are out of wack.....and stucco (http://la.curbed.com/uploads/2007.03.stucco.jpg) and all other forms of none smooth walls makes my ocd go bonkers!

6. New tabs are the only way to use a browser.........All other styles will be ignored and refuted that they even exist......Organize....extremely organized tabs are the only way........and the search line trumphs the url line everytime!

7. I sometimes think it's cooler when superheroes do good in their normal persona then when their doing good in disguise.

8. I never learned the dewey decimal system even though I've wanted to many times

9. I hate plastic wrap....If I want to immediately see my leftovers I'll put it in a ziploc bag, but aluminum foil is the only wrapping type packaging for leftovers I want to use.

10. I can't decide if I like Bert or Ernie better.....but I admit to liking Rabbit more then Tigger.

My those got substancial smaller as it went on.....and some of them shouldnt count but I'm getting tired of this so I'll let it pass.

I love Team Wade!

2009-08-09T02:56:31Z

The Michael post finally happened

2009-07-09T02:38:35Z

Ok, I had my oh shit Michael is really gone moment. I was weeping sitting on my sofa and using tissue after tissue watching the memorial service. Like I've said earlier: 1) I blame being alone when I was watching it. I doubt I would have gotten so easily worked up if people were watching me. 2) Maya started it! Speeches about equality, strong and passionate humanitarian black men already are a weak point for me and her poetry made it impossible not to cry. 3) I stopped crying for a bit. Had got myself together after the poem, mostly. But fucking Sharpton opened up the flood gates. That cunt. It's a conspiracy! They say me crying like a bitch during Obama's acceptance speech and knew what buttons to push.
I think the big slap in the face moment was that the casket was there. It isnt real until you see it. You can joke it off until you see all the black and that casket.
Also WTF BET. Firstly, there was four channels back to back with it on and your coverage had some grainy ass picture. I came over to watch the music videos after the service since VH1 was sorta shitty with the programming after but then you had to show me why I can't fucking tolerate you for long. Church! say it fucking normal. Hearing that once a day is ok, I'll let it pass. Hearing it to make a point once is ok too. But you only get to say it when the entire sentence makes the tone. And once you say it all following sentences must say it normally. And Jesus fucking Christ if you hear it dont repeat it. Don't encourage it. Mother fucking hell people. I know your church is more active and "soulful" you make the point that your church is the best and we all except it but changing the word so you sound like a fucking moron makes me want to revoke all your Jesus cards. I'd rather have heard someone make a sentence just using the N word then hear that crap more then once.

Anyway, I've made my Michael post. I think I've reached the acceptance stage. Also I've had Don't Stop Til You Get Enough stuck in my head for hours now....apparently my brain can't get enough.

A Painting Uploaded Two Times

2009-07-07T08:13:21Z

There's no gray *is slightly disappointed*

Purely to Amuse Jazy

2009-06-04T04:45:42Z

Hey Monkey,

I know you've been getting beat with the shit stick recently so I wanted to post stuff I thought would amuse you.

Firstly Bacon Soap....
http://www.likecool.com/Bacon_Flu_Soap--Bath--Home.html

Secondly Look, this is like a manatee's ugly cousin
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dugong

Here's three
Three Blind Mice Feltidermy

OMG Look at Four: Davidkawena did Princess and the Frog fanart
http://davidkawena.deviantart.com/art/The-Princess-and-the-Frog-01-113690435
And Eww, the heroine is younger then me based on the Wiki info
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Princess_and_the_Frog

Lets wrap this up with ZQ in a hoodie.....I covet that hoodie. You are still oogling him right, or has you teenage brain skipped ahead to the next person.

Remember Kiddo, When its all said and done sisters stick together and I love you. Even if from time to time I'm I get in a bad mood under it I'm doing the best I can for you........Feel better hun.

Why must I get the embarassing ones

2009-05-27T04:50:43Z

This posted funny *edits* I got Hibiscus "You are rough and rude at times but your friends and family love you no matter what, you are known to have anger problems but you quickly calm down. You have to watch your temper but I must warn you some people with think it's uber cute *wink*" in the event that other people are seeing the weirdness above that I'm seeing.

FREEDOM

2009-05-27T03:47:49Z

I'm free. No more school. Summer vacay is here at last. I can focus on the job and on my family and friends. I can feel the stress level melting down already.

By the way Desi this is what I was singing earlier:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KqXFhRxybE

DESI YOU UNDERPANTS JINX

2009-05-25T21:19:06Z

You start a convo about underpants and the next thing I know my favorite bra is in a fucking Katy Perry video. ON A BLONDE BARBIE. So not cool and it's all your fault cause you know everytime I say I like something somebody steals. Look at this mess at 2:00:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWbLkXhGEmo

I need a new favorite. *pouts* First the shoes and the hair and now this.

Side note: Dude if you don't own these you should: https://www.asseenontv.com/prod-pages/strap_perfect_ood_ontv.html?gid= They have a non-brand name one in Harmons and I think Rite aid that's a figure eight shape. The figure eight shape is a better fit next to your shoulder blades in my opinion.

Random Test and Family Update

2009-05-25T19:17:52Z

I'M NOT STUDYING I'M NOT STUDYING *dances like a doped up pagan*

Fuck this test....it doesn't even really matter if I pass or fail. I'll get up early and cram the study sheets tomorrow morning. The exam is may 26 1:45-3:45. I think I'm gonna go to the park after...If you wanna come Desi, call me.

Also Gramma called....she sounded happy and we got to talk for a bit since no body else was here to grab up the phone. I really hope this isn't a sign of coming drama with the rest of my family

As for the party, I'll explain why you can't come later today. She'll bounce back...then start making plans to hijack you from your mother at some point during the summer. I'm certain the two of them have the wheels in their heads turning about how to go about making you an official sister w/o any brothers.
The guest list on the back of the door is still as bare as ever....This is why I don't like my family. Grow a spine and say no if you don't wanna come....shit I'm probably more pissed then she is but I really hope they break something if they spoil her day for her.

I think that's enough drama for now
^____^

John Conner isn't the hottest character....huh?

2009-05-24T06:47:04Z

I saw Terminator and I have one thing to say.

The fucking "thing"' that happens in the end (I say thing in order not to spolier) did not need to happen. It didn't make him look more noble. It didn't make me go "Oh the was fitting" It didn't even have a reason for being there due to continuity...if anything it fucks with the continuity...because if I was sending someone back in fucking time to fix shit I'd mention that happening so the fact that no one ever mentions that means you never should have. Fucking hell, what kind of bullshit was that. I was with ya for the whole movie. I even withheld a "do you want me to trash your lights" comment because I thought everything was cool enough to command my respect but then you pulled that shit....and wtf up with the costume change at the end. He doesn't have time for that shit just because you think the coloring would look better doesn't mean you write in a costume change....ahhh. Where the hell are my issues of Total Film I need to find articles on this. Also....all the important people of the future are hot!

So that was more then one thing. Well W.E. I'm pissed off.

Notes Before Bedtime

2009-05-23T05:53:25Z

Note to self...find new Michael Sheen fandom.

Note to world....please god don't burn my eyes with your so called fashion. Knowing the color of the skin on your legs because your black tights are pulled to the limits is not cool.

Note to school...you suck. one more final and it's away from you for a whole summer.

Note to facebook....why do only the people I don't want talking to me finding me. I killed all the shitty ties of the past I wanna keep it that way.

Note to family....Stop putting your clothes in my closet and stealing my good shirts. It's not trading time it leave my freakin' red shirt the hell alone time.

Note to Art majors....maybe it was just the one class I saw but you are a bunch of weirdos. I appreciate the logical insanity and communication skills of English majors all the more. Wonder where musicians fall.

Note to Desi...its the Overlook Drive in. Its wicked awesome and far enough to change radio stations
http://nymag.com/listings/movietheater/overlook-drive-in/

Note to self number two...go to doctor...need rx and need to discuss paperwork and other dumb stuff

Note to bed...I know I know I'm coming. I'll try to go to sleep once the computer is off. I love you bed...even if your blanket is itchy as hell.

Note to the world...shaving sucks...hair growing back is tingly and itchy....why doesn't hair on your head growing bother you?

~Nony/Jesse

I HAVE A FACEBOOK

2009-05-10T22:03:58Z

The subject line says it all. I have a facebook. Go find it. Next Twitter.

SO FUCKING HAPPY

2009-04-24T05:31:00Z

Two new computers up and running in one day. I could fucking cry. My laptop is the coolest fucking thing I own. I'm in love with it. I wanna have little HP babies with it. I haven't played with the new desktop but dad says it's way better then the last one. Dear sweet gods above is this an embarrassment of riches or what. I could fucking seize with joy. It's so great I'm using the word fuck way more then I should. But come on it's so fucking cool.

This post was only written so I could vent how fucking awesome this is without calling saiita up at 1:30 in the morning.

UP AND RUNNING BABY UP AND RUNNING!!!!! OWWWWWW!

MY FUCKING ICONS BROKE

2009-04-14T04:05:11Z

Fuck you icons. Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you. WTF is going on with my icons. Now I gotta do it all over or I'll be nuts! Fuck!

anonymiss731 @ 2009-03-23T20:37:00

2009-03-24T01:41:24Z

Google is miraculous isn't it. catonennira found an old post I was involved with that had a plethora of Robert Sean Leonard and Hugh Laurie music and commented on one of my last posts asking for an update. I'm kinda stoked that I'm that easily findable. Here I thought I was in some shady dark corner of the internet. Well here it goes. I couldn't deny any request for the awesome RSL and Hugh Laurie. Hope you and your sister like these Cat and for anybody else that doesn't have them consider clicking the link.

These are done with sendspace and are in no particular order just the order I found them in as I searched through my files. These are the main ones I know by name. The ones I listen to more regularly then others. I have others but they are either the obscure weird ones, the ones that are only related to the boys by the production it's from or have lesser sound quality which annoys me. I'll upload them in the next post. It's the first time I used the multiple uploader feature so if anything goes wonky just holler at me and I'll redo the downloads. ^___^

http://www.sendspace.com/file/zbmp1c    Steffi Is An Angel.mp3
http://www.sendspace.com/file/7qcg8w    There Ain't But One Way.mp3
http://www.sendspace.com/file/ubkog3    Too Long Johnny.mp3
http://www.sendspace.com/file/7iersv    What I Mind.mp3
http://www.sendspace.com/file/kae9zc     Where Is The Lid_.mp3
http://www.sendspace.com/file/xfa6uy     If You Can't Smoke It, Kick It To Death.mp3
http://www.sendspace.com/file/ueo10o     Love Me Tender.mp3
http://www.sendspace.com/file/kjlbwv     Religianto Hymn.mp3
http://www.sendspace.com/file/j9xirj     Robert Sean Leonard - The Lonely 1.mp3
http://www.sendspace.com/file/9gidru     silent night.mp3
http://www.sendspace.com/file/7uj7yf     11 Minnie The Moocher.mp3
http://www.sendspace.com/file/ywku1z     America.mp3
http://www.sendspace.com/file/10qcw5     Be Nice.mp3
http://www.sendspace.com/file/zvtqj3     Hey Jude.mp3
http://www.sendspace.com/file/vk2i70     High Hopes.mp3
http://www.sendspace.com/file/8n5qh9     1. Ya Got Trouble.wav
http://www.sendspace.com/file/ivslet     06 Nagasaki.mp3
http://www.sendspace.com/file/ea32eh     10 Softly And Tenderly Jesus Is Calling.mp3
http://www.sendspace.com/file/tb0ms6     01 Pilot_ Mystery.mp3
http://www.sendspace.com/file/2t3m4e     A Bit of Fry and Laurie.mp3 (The Headmaster and the Schoolboy Sketch)
http://www.sendspace.com/file/cte2l0      02 ( Hymn ).m4a
http://www.sendspace.com/file/c6zpht     01 Jeeves and Wooster Theme Song.mp3
http://www.sendspace.com/file/nyamdx      Puttin' on the Ritz.mp

Fashion's Greatest Gift To Mankind

2009-03-22T05:58:33Z

This post is a tribute to the greatest article of clothing in the history of mankind. THE SLEEVELESS T-SHIRT.
Also known as the ribbed t, the a-shirt, the muscle shirt, the undershirt, the tank top, the cutoff, or more controversially the wife beater (that's what I use. I grew up with it it's normal in NY)

This oft forgotten article of clothing has sent many a woman and man squeeling with joy due to sexiness overload. The T is the ultimate way of giving everyone a view of your awesome gun show. As we all know a well accented arm can turn the strongest of us into jelly.
So Here are my top five picks for King of The Tee. Please confirm or deny my picks. I'd love to see you debate me...with photographic evidence of course.

[This post was inspired by my new lj buddy thefangirlblog ]

Coming in at number 5:
Ed Norton

Yep. Just look at Helen Bonham Carter feeling him up. Ha ha ha. Ok so it's a scene from Fight Club but come on people we all know she enjoyed acting out that scene. Anyway, Ed here is proof that you don't need to be brolick in order to sex up a ribbed t.

FOUR! (I never watch golf but I love when they do that)

Christian is master of the high necked a-shirt. Though you don't see the T in many of his films, photogs have learned to take advantage of his inherent sleeveless talent.

Before we announce the top three lets give a round of applause and a Hurray for Queen of the T: Angelina Jolie
Yep I went there...and I bought property. As Queen of the T Angie has not only bitch slapped the female version, known as the halter top, into submission but has taken the guys ribbed t and made it her own. All Hail the Queen!

Here Comes Number Three:Gerard Butler
This pick signals Lara Croft 2 as one of the best wife beater movies of all time. Double Exposure Twice the Guns ^__~

Yes mister Butler. Lift yourself in a manly fashion. Workouts are the lure for muscle shirt prey.

And the Runner Up is: Jackie Earle Haley
The second Prison scene on the list. And this amazing gif was stolen from a post by box_in_the_box on the Rorschach comm Elevator Shaft. http://community.livejournal.com/elevator_shaft/6549.html The post is hysterical and the gif is awe inducing. Isn't it.

AND NOW THE ULTIMATE , THE AMAZING, THE KING OF THE T:
ROBERT DOWNEY JR.

AHHHHHHHHHHH OMGWTFBBQ TOTALLY SQUEETASTIC THAT'S NOT STEM FROM THE METAL IT'S HIS RADIATING HOTNESS.
For his tirless efforts working wife beaters into a shit load of films and for supporting them in more photoshoots then I can remember RDJ wins the coveted award of King of the T. Let us take a brief journey remembering his best moments in wife beater history.
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang.....not only the title of the movie but precisly what thousands thought after seeing him in a muscle shirt
Ironman....Even shining blue lights in the middle of his chest can't distract from the overt arm pr0n
The Advante garde Annie Lebovitz (sp?) photoshoot....with added suspenders!
Two Girls and a Guy....covered in fake blood and moodily looking in mirrors....Terrible film made tolerable by an excellent tee.
May continued Arm pr0n be in all our contestants futures.
Ok so know that the show is over. Please comment and tell me what other clothing miracles you enjoy and what list should be done next. Also as always I've managed to white wash my list without thinking about it. So let's randomly through a shot out to Ray J. That man whore makes some awful t.v. but it's funny awful. I'm thinking Empress of The Booty Short....Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Saiita look a Hot Celeb List

2009-01-27T06:21:14Z

I'm BORED so I'm updating my hotness list! I hope you comment Desi cause I know you disagree with me half the time. These lists are proof that I'm either insanly liberal minded in my imagined fuck buddies or my obsessiveness is at an all time high....probably both.

Lets start with the men first because....well fuck I don't know. Just because...

1. Micheal Sheen. No bullshit I even liked him before the whole underworld thing. He first got me when he played Oscar Wilde's scorned lover turned BFF, Robbie Ross. He's so fucking charming in everything he does that playing anything from werewolves to political guys to genius writers with CP I'm always like Yup I'd do him in an instant. Terrible fucking hair, weird doing it faces and all.
This is an icon by elsacartwright

2 Gerard Butler. He used to have my number one spot but since I refused to see PS I love you and I'm still waiting to see Rock N Rolla my lust/love has waned a bit. Never fear If TMZ is any indication to the insane amount of fangirls he has I'm really superfluous in their ranks. (I'm still laughing at the clip of the crazy chick that followed him to his car gyrating at him.....Ha ha ha ha ha. I love you TMZ)
Icon by spikesbint

3. Ron Perlman. *shudders* The voice. By the gods his voice! And the intense stare and the freaking walk! Just like the other two I love how amazing he balances sensitive cuddley cuteness then BAM Masculine domination! Grrr. Plus all three of them but especially Ron with all the makeup work and voice acting he does can make a character that on face level is "ugly" and make them so attractive. ^__^
This ones by quendra . Oh noes! I just realized I only have icons of his is his Hellboy and Beast get ups and way to many Hellboy/Liz icons when I actually like Liz/Abe better. Note to self more icons and Hellboy comics!

OK so now the top three actresses. Probably the freaking antithesis of the guys but w.e. I'm much more shallow and domaneering towards my own gender.

1. Emmy Rossum...I've seen like two movies she's in and barely follow her career but her face and her voice are the type to linger in your head for ages.
By cila81

2. Natalie Portman. Come on the woman can shave her head and still look attractive. Plus she can hold her own against her male co-stars and more often then not her acting outshines theirs. .....Also I kinda dig that her characters end up with weird dudes a lot. Ha ha ha.
Yoinked from iconator.com ages ago.

3. Bernadette Peters. Ummm. Someone please explain it to me cause I don't fully understand it myself. Half the time I want to be her so it's weird....but I kinda wish I was like the guys half the time so that's an even weirder issue. I think it must be the powerful presence. Also she has the best head of hair out of dozens upon dozens of people.
This icon by phantomgirl110

And because this list is so fucking whitewash it makes me ill I'm throwing in two other favs for my viewing pleasure
Omar Epps....his House M.D. character is with a Bi-chick, squeemuch!
I've currently got this one on my userpics and I wish I new who to credit cause it's so funny and well done.
Aaliyah. Dead girl I know kinda weird but I can't remember the name of that girl that played the Anna chick that Johnny Depp steals a boat from in Pirates of the Caribbean...I've seen other stuff but that sticks out the most to me because of the accent. Ummm but anyway Aaliyah...she had so much potential for greatness. It's all a damn shame but I guess her hotness and talent were needed elsewhere.
This lovely and long overdue for use icon is by babooschka

Anyway, It's past my bedtime. I hope the Miles icon doesn't reflect the content of this post just the reason for doing it. ....I gotta find out if the book leaves you hanging like that icons movie does....w.e.'s people. LOVE and Candy to all.